Brit Pop Singer Becomes Lesbian Vampire

British tabloid The Sun reports today that controversial singer-songwriter/talk show host Lily Allen will be playing a bloodsucker in the upcoming horror comedy Lesbian Vampire Killers.

Allen's boyfriend James Corden will play one of the film's two heroes, local boys who attempt to take back the women of their village from the clutches of the movie's titular sapphic succubi.

Best known for her debut number-one single "Smile", Allen is an arch-rival of the even-more-trashy Amy Winehouse, although not as well known across the pond. Her father, actor Keith Allen, may be best known to fans of horror/thrillers from his roles in The Others and Danny Boyle's 1995 debut Shallow Grave.