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Saturday, March 7, 2009

Hmm. I Still Think the Last House Remake Will Be Good, Despite this New Commercial

Kids, if you want a lesson in how to strike exactly the wrong tone for the movie you're trying to promote, check this out:



I'm going to write this silliness off as a minor hiccup. You may continue to color me optimistic about this film. Even after the baseball sound effect. How's that for the power of positive thinking?

14 comments:

  1. Wow, I thought you were kidding. That's awful.

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  2. Wow is indeed right. The boxing bell. It really made my brain hurt. Who is that is supposed to appeal to, people who loved Paul Blart?

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  3. It's different. An awful kind of different.

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  4. Am I missing something or isn't this movie about a girl being brutally raped and assaulted before being left for dead? That promo is so wrong. I bet it gets the 14 year olds attention though.

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  5. What are guys talking about?? That trailer was fantastic! The "charge" organ was pitch perfect. And the way it gave me a multiple choice question was great! I even had time to fill in my own options in between the choices they gave me: A. Knife (Golf Club!) B. Gun (Chainsaw!) C. Garbage Disposal (Lawn Dart!) Wahoo!

    Seriously though, I agree that the movie looks promising despite this ill-advised promo spot.

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  6. Well, at least the last half, ie. the violent half, was kinda cool.

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  7. Kid of looks like the studio has already given up on the film. The best sports sound byte is buried in the middle, the starting pistol! Look or a short theater run.

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  8. ooooh bad typing fingers, bad fingers. Kind of looks like... Look for a...

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  9. haha worst advertisement ever. That played more like a parody trailer you'd find on youtube.

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  10. I saw the movie last night at a free preview. It is very brutal, but very well done. It is a revenge flick that made me think back to I Spit On Your Grave. Like I said, very brutal and would be terrifying to the right (or wrong) group of people.

    One thing I noticed, though, the photography, the use of short focal lengths was absolutely beautiful in about 70% of the film. But, that might be just me and the fact I take photos.

    Anywho, it is a well done movie. One scene gets dragged out a bit too long that can cause great discomfort.

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  11. Glad to hear it's great--I knew this new trailer was an aberration.

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  12. Here's a great review for this movie.

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101703977&sc=nl&cc=movn-20090313

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  13. Thanks for this. I can't wait to see it, sounds like we have another decent remake here, along the lines of Dawn of the Dead.

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  14. that commercial was awfullllll.

    I just saw Last House on the Left today with my mom and my friend. I've seen the original quite a few times, and I was quite worried it would be totally messed up with a remake. [I'm pretty judgmental about my horror movies]

    Anyways, long story short, I reallllllly liked it. I liked how it had a different twist, and how it slightly differed from the original one.

    I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
    =]

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