Zombie Carol of the Day: I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus

I saw Mommy chewing Santa Claus,
Underneath the Christmas tree last night.
I snuck up without a peep
Behind Mommy, the zombie creep,
Now she's biting off Santa Claus's cheek.

When I saw Mommy chewing Santa Claus
Underneath his beard now turning red,
Oh what a laugh we would've said,
If Daddy weren't already dead,
While Mommy chewed on Santa Claus last night.

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)