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Monday, December 3, 2007

It's the Zombie All-Star Team!

That's right folks, just because I can, and because there isn't much else to write about (I mean, how much can you say about I Am Legend?), today I'm putting together my ultimate undead dream team. Pointless? Yep. Fun? Absolutely. So without further ado, here are the ten walking cadavers I'd want on my side if I ever needed to besiege a farmhouse or shopping mall...



BUB: A natural leader. Plus, his military background comes in handy. How many zombies do you know that can handle an automatic weapon?








TARMAN: He's got the power of speech, even if his known vocabulary seems to be confined to two words, "more" and "brains".







KAREN COOPER: Killed her mom with a garden trowel, and had her dad's arm for lunch. Scariest. Kid. Ever.






FLYBOY: Great sense of direction, and won't let a silly thing like a detached ankle stop him from getting around.





FIDO: Whether you need to get rid of your annoying neighbor or put away the dinnerware, he's your man!









BABY SELWYN: Zombie baby. 'Nuff said.








CONQUISTADOR ZOMBIE: As groady as he may appear, we should only look as good after being dead for 400 years.








MICHAEL JACKSON: Admit it, he looked pretty cool in that "Thriller" video. Hide the kids!







HENRIETTA: It takes a special breed to go toe-to-toe with Ash. She'll swallow your soul!





ED: Finally, a zombie I wouldn't mind sitting down with for a pint or two.

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9 comments:

  1. JoDecember 4, 2007 at 8:49 AM

    Would I be able to borrow Fido every now and then to clean up the dog poop? ;)

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  2. B-SolDecember 4, 2007 at 9:38 AM

    I'll consider it. But don't even THINK about drinks with Zombie Ed. He's all mine.

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  3. B-SolDecember 4, 2007 at 6:55 PM

    I should mention that I originally had four more who didn't quite make the final cut of ten. Think of them as the second-string players: Big Daddy, the Fat Lady zombie from Dawn '04, Dr. Block from Planet Terror, and Don Harris (the dad from 28 Weeks Later).

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  4. AnonymousDecember 4, 2007 at 9:29 PM

    On a strictly visual level, Iggy Pop should definitely be added to that second string.

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  5. B-SolDecember 5, 2007 at 10:54 AM

    LOL Sure why not? The "zombies" in 28 Weeks Later are technically still alive, so why not open it up to other living, zombie-like people?

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  6. JoDecember 6, 2007 at 6:10 AM

    Haha, I think you could refer to half of young hollywood as living zombies. ;)

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  7. UnknownFebruary 9, 2008 at 12:33 AM

    Great list. Love Bob and Selwyn! But the obvious... Where's Jason from (at least) part 6 of Friday the 13th? Thought everybody loved him.. Jason "Lives" you know;)

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  8. UnknownFebruary 9, 2008 at 12:34 AM

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  9. B-SolFebruary 9, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    I've always had a hard time considering Jason a zombie. He's just an indestructible slasher. That's never been scientific proof of his zombie nature. I need more conclusive evidence ;-)

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