Zombie Carol of the Day: Have Yourself a Medulla Oblongata

Have yourself a medulla oblongata!
Let's eat something light.
Have you tried,
The hippocampus? It's out of sight!

Have yourself a medulla oblongata!
Make the Yuletide gray,
From now on,
We'll just eat frontal lobes all day.

Here we are as in undead days,
Happy golden days of gore.
Flesh and brains are what's dear to us,
So let's eat some up, once more.

Through the screams,
We all will eat together,
If the brains allow,
Hang a hypothalamus upon the highest bough,
And have yourself a medulla oblongata now.

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

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