Zombie Carol of the Day: Let's Feast on Merry Gentlemen

Let's feast on merry gentlemen;
There'll be arterial spray.
Remember, eat your vegetables
With brains on Christmas day.
You can't be saved from zombies' power;
Undead have gone astray.
Eating brains brings us comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
O, eating brains brings us comfort and joy.

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

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