My loyal readers know that I never choose to take the sleazy celeb gossip route, but this one was just to good to pass up, and oh-so-relevant!
Could it be that Madonna is a huge fan of Stephen King's It? Unlikely. My fellow Blogspot blogger Perez Hilton is reporting that someone has shipped 100 DVDs of the fan-favorite TV miniseries, as well as 50 copies of King's original novel, to all of her various assorted homes. Rumor has it that the most likely sender is her ex-husband, director Guy Ritchie--who, according to sources close to the former couple, took to calling her "It" towards the end of their tumultuous marriage, apparently comparing her to the evil, monstrous clown Pennywise.
Whoever pulled the prank would have to be someone who knows all of the pop icon's personal addresses, which also points to Ritchie. Madonna is apparently furious over it.
Through a spokesperson, she had this to say: "We all float down here."
OK, just kidding about that last bit...