Vampires Take a Bite Out of the Big Apple

Being a city boy at heart, I truly love Manhattan, and try to get back there any chance I get. Particularly, I always loved hanging out in the Village, which is why it wasn't hard for me to be convinced when I was invited to come down and take a tour of NYC's most heavily hyped haunted attraction, Nightmare: Vampires. And I'm glad I did, as it was one of the best put-together haunted attractions I've experienced.

Some 30 years ago, in the summer 0f 1980, my family took a little vacation on the Jersey Shore that I'll never forget. The main reason I never forgot this trip after all these years was this amazing haunted house at Seaside Heights that my parents went into. Naturally, I was far too young, since this was an attraction geared at grown-ups, but I still got to peek through the bars and catch a glimpse.

I'll never forget one of the actors, a hulking brute, following my mom inside with a noose. He kept trying to put it over her head, but alas, she was wearing one of those gigantic sunhats so popular with women back then. Nevertheless, my parents had an incredible time, and still talk about it to this day.

Anyway, what I'm getting it is that now I finally have an understanding of what they experienced when they went inside those doors and out of my view.

Nightmare: Vampires is a totally immersive experience--a half-hour of mayhem that takes you inside the "MoVa", or "Museum of Vampyric Artifacts", a fictional collection of vampire lore and memorabilia that comes under attack from a bunch of unruly bloodsuckers, leaving the guests to fend for themselves.

I give credit to creator Timothy Haskell and director John Harlacher for creating a very believable and well-crafted setting and scenario. The "exhibits" were very cool to see--well, aside from the Edward Cullen statue. Really, guys?

Believe it or not, a couple members of the group I was with--not all the sharpest fangs in the mouth, I confess--thought it might have been an actual museum of some kind. So kudos to the crew for being so convincing!

Speaking of the teeming masses who were checking out the show on the night I was there, let me just back up for a second and say that this thing was packed, so these folks are doing something right. As Mrs. B-Sol and myself approached the building, we weren't sure where it was, until we spotted the immense line stretching the entire city block, and continuing on the other side of the street.

Of course, the wife and myself completely bypassed said line, just like a horror version of Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco, and were taken aside by a massive bouncer who whisked us straight into an elevator and up to the show. I believe this may have been the first time the wife realized there may be something to this whole blogging thing. Anyway, on the way up, said bouncer informs us what a crazy night it's been, as one person has already passed out, another had an anxiety attack, and a whole bunch of chicks have been breaking down in tears over this thing. Rock on.

But the point is, this show was quite the hot spot, so if you're inclined to check it out, get your tix pronto. It goes till November 7.

Back to the inside. For a temporary event, it was very well put-together. After all, unlike the aforementioned year-round Seaside Heights attraction of yore, this thing was specifically set up for this very brief run, and I was impressed with the amount of detail. Without question, the highlight of the whole show was literally walking directly into a Joshua Hoffine photograph.

How ironic that I had just finished reviewing his work here recently, when lo and behold, I found myself standing inside a stunning real-life recreation of his Countess Bathory photo, complete with blood-filled bathtub and suspended victim! Hoffine is one of the production designers for the attraction, and it shows.

Of course, it takes a lot to scare ol' B-Sol. Will I say I was honestly terrified? Not really, no. The actors did a fine job, and I was quite fascinated, but my years in the wrestling biz have hardened me to the reality of the con and the whole illusory nature of live, immersive entertainment of this kind. I admit it, I'm a tough nut to crack, but this isn't to say I wasn't highly amused and entertained.

This also isn't to say that my wife shared my jaded viewpoint. No sir--in fact, I would say that poor Mrs. B-Sol may have been the most freaked-out member of our entire group of guests. Specifically, there was this claustrophobic series of passageways--which one fellow guest aptly described as a "giant vagina", that you must pass through in total darkness and pressing heat. It's a bit of an ordeal, and the Mrs. almost lost it on me for a minute or two there.

The show boasts some very cool live special effects courtesy of art director Justin Haskell, particularly a bizarre vampire sacrifice scene involving organs removed, spurting blood, and blades appearing to pass through living flesh. Good stuff.

I don't know if anything could quite live up to the impressive hype machine of Nightmare: Vampires, but it is a very unique and ingenious thrill-ride, there's no doubt about that. I've been meaning to do a survey of haunted attractions across America at some point, and this one has a rep for being one of the very best. I can't argue with that, as it's easy to see what a quality production it is. If you're in the New York City area, and you enjoy these sort of live haunted attractions, I encourage you to check it out before the season ends.

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Visceral Visionaries: Joshua Hoffine

I'm continuing the Visceral Visionaries series with someone whose work I've been really taken with of late. The stunning photography of Joshua Hoffine has been getting a ton of publicity lately, and I'm more than thrilled to contribute to it. Using primal childhood fears and fairy tales as a basis, he has crafted some of the most unforgettable imagery you'll ever see. Thanks to the delightful and twisted Vault Dweller Tammy Jones (a.k.a. 1twistedmind), I had an opportunity to meet with Joshua, and this interview was the result of that meeting.


What led you to delve into this type of warped fairy tale imagery in your work?

I used to read fairy tales to my daughters. I fell in love with the imagery of these stories. I had decided to make a series of photographs based on fairy tales. While I was preparing for this project, I began reading Stephen King's Danse Macabre. In that book, he suggests that horror films are modern fairy tales. My mind started moving in another direction, and I ended up making a series of photographs based on childhood fears instead.

Many classic fairy tales, such as Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, and Bluebeard, function as cautionary tales about the potential dangers of the world. Likewise, so do many Horror films. The dangers of the world are represented symbolically or metaphorically - as monsters, ogres, trolls, child-devouring witches, and so on. The same also can be said for horror films.

Many famous horror films are, in fact, closely related to classic fairy tales. PSYCHO draws heavily upon Little Red Riding Hood. Norman Bates, like the Wolf, dresses up as 'grandmother' before slaying his victim. Both stories are predicated upon the idea of 'the wolf in sheep's clothing'. Both the Wolf and Norman Bates adopt a mask of normalcy in order to hide their monstrosity and violent intent.

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE is a modern-dress version of Hansel and Gretel. Only the kids in THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE are lured into the witch's house not by candy, but by their search for gasoline - an understandable motivation during the gas shortages of the 1970s.


The horror film, like the fairy tale, also engages with what Bruno Bettelheim has called 'the existential predicament', where 'a struggle against severe difficulties in life is unavoidable, an intrinsic part of human existence.' While Bettelheim argues that the fairy tale has an inevitably optimistic outcome - the 'happily ever after' ending - the horror film remains ambivalent in this respect. What it continues to share with the fairy tale, however, is a focus on the process of overcoming the dangers and obstacles in life. Fairy tales and Horror films need to continually construct problems for their protagonists to deal with.
What the fairy tale teaches the child is that life will have difficulties, but they will be overcome. What the horror film teaches us is that life will have difficulties, and they will be overcome, but that the process will then start over. In the modern horror film, the monster always comes back, even after it has been defeated. Each stage of life presents it's own set of dangers, obstacles, and difficulties. We never reach a plateau in life where everything is simply 'happily ever after'. The process never ends. It continues until death.


The big buzz about you is that you don't rely on Photoshop, but you've said that's a bit hyperbolic. How much is live and how often do you need to resort to post work?

I shoot everything possible live in front of the camera. I act out my photographs like small movies. The vast majority of my images are straight photographs. On occasion, however, I envision something that cannot be shot practically, such as the blood in LADY BATHORY. In those instances, I'll shoot the problematic elements separately and then use Photoshop to combine them with the main photograph.

I want my images to be as believable as possible. This is why I focus on shooting things practically in front of the camera. Digital composites tend to feel plastic and lifeless.


What was the most difficult piece to stage and why?

HANDS and DEVIL had the most difficult sets to put together. Both of those images required sets with raised floors for the actors to stand inside.

LADY BATHORY was challenging as well. Getting dried blood in the grout lines of the tile took days. Getting a woman to hang hog-tied from the ceiling was difficult. And cleaning up all the sticky fake blood was a nightmare.


Which is your personal favorite?

I love them all. BASEMENT and CANDY are probably my favorites.

You've mentioned that the children in the photos are yours. How do they feel about this, or their mother? How do you feel about it?

My girls are fiercely proud to be a part of my work. Their mother has some issues with it, but sees how much fun we have and how much it means to them. Personally, I love the fact that I'm making these images with my family.


What led you to use your own daughter? I heard you're using your older daughter for a new one. Tell me a little about this.

I was using my daughters as models before my work turned scary. It was already a very natural thing for them to be photographed by me.

The challenge has been how to make these frightening images, while still having the experience be safe and enjoyable for the children. I could not have done this with other people's children, even professional child models. My children, on the other hand, know and trust me. They're with me as props and sets are being made. The familiar with the artifice of photography. They know it's not real. It's more like an exciting game of dress-up, where they get to be the star.

My eldest daughter Arinna played the victim in my latest photograph BABYSITTER. This was the first time I had used her as a model in a horror image. My youngest daughter Sade will be the star of my next image, called WINDOW. I want to make sure that all of my daughters are represented.


Has your work ever gotten you into any kind of hot water? Explain.

It's been awhile, but I used to get hate mail. Especially when the work first emerged online. But nothing serious.


How much work and planning goes into each photo? Talk a bit about the process.

I begin by writing my ideas down in a journal. I don't make preliminary sketches, but write a description of the photograph instead. Years may pass before an idea goes into actual production. Production lasts for weeks, as I gather the props, prepare the sets and make-up effects, and recruit the friends and family members I'll need as actors and crew.


Did your wife at the time have any issues with the work you began to do?

Not at first. She became much more sensitive to the work as we were going through our divorce, afraid of what people would think. Once she realized how much everybody admired the work, she softened her position and has been very supportive over the past few years.


Are you able to support yourself on this work alone? If so, when did this occur?

Almost, but not quite. I still shoot simple jobs on the side, like weddings and portraits.

What was the turning point when you realized your work was resonating with people and getting some media attention?

It literally happened overnight. I had been creating the work in private for years. One day a horror blog posted a link to my website and my images shot through the internet. I went from 40 hits on my website a month to tens of thousands a day.


What is it about children's fairy tales that are such a source of terror?

Witches, ogres, trolls, wolves, evil queens - fairy tales have the best monsters. Classic iconic monsters that we all are familiar with.

Can you let my readers in on any future photos/projects on the horizon for you?

WINDOW will be my next photograph. I'm hoping to get some more work done on my short film BLACK LULLABY over the winter months.

Check out Joshua's complete portfolio at JoshuaHoffine.com.

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