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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

NYC Nerds Take Note! The Ultimate Geek Event Returns This Friday...

I've made it my pet project in recent months to help spread the word about Kevin Geeks Out! to all fans of horror and genre entertainment in general living in the approximate vicinity of New York City. If you haven't checked it out yet, you're doing yourself a grave disservice--but one which you will have the opportunity to amend this coming Friday. That's because 92Y Tribeca is once again hosting the hilarious Kevin Maher's masterfully funny (and informative!) multimedia extravaganza. Much like Moses, I may not be getting down there with you (thankfully due to family obligations and not being smitten by the hand of God), but that's no reason why you can't enter the geek Promised Land.

This time out, it's the "April All-Stars" edition of Kevin Geeks Out!, which means it'll be a veritable smorgasbord of delightful esoterica. Oscar-nominated screenwriter Will Rokos will take you through a scene from Monster's Ball, from script to screen. Cartoonist R. Sikoryak will act out scenes from his Golden Age comics/English Lit. mash-up, Masterpiece Comics (which I must own pronto). Cinema Journal editor Heather Hendershot will give a presentation entitled "Don Knotts: Reluctant Sex Object", which, as far as I'm concerned, defines the phrase "worth the price of admission." Jay Ruttenberg of TimeOut New York will explain why Billy Madison is the greatest comedy ever made. All this, plus tasty treats, Jesus vs. Magneto, and much, much more.

The show is currently half-sold, and tickets go for a piddling $10, so get yourself over to the Kevin Geeks Out! page at the 92Y Tribeca website and snag yourself a seat before it's too late. I'm currently in a state of angst over having to miss this one, so a bunch of you will just have to go and let me know how it was. Worst case scenario, you'll at least get to meet the terminally cool Tenebrous Kate, who will be on-hand for all the shenanigans.

Past Kevin Geeks Out! reviews:

Monday, April 12, 2010

TRAILER TRASH: Hellraiser Edition!















Sunday, April 11, 2010

VAULTCAST: My Dad, the Monster Kid

For any of you wondering exactly where my horror obsession comes from, wonder no more. On Easter Sunday, I had the opportunity to sit down with my very own dad (for blog nickname purposes, we'll call him "The Bob") for a heartfelt discussion on the genre we both love.

See, my dad is a Monster Kid--a fact that I proudly informed him of for the very first time during this very interview. Growing up during the birth of modern genre fandom, he got to see a lot of stuff I can only dream of. He bought EC Comics off the newsstand. He watched Zacherly's Chiller Theatre. He saw Night of the Living Dead in a movie theater when it first came out (on a date with my mom, no less).

So naturally, I've wanted to pick his brain on this stuff for a long time. After all, I followed in his footsteps, as he set me along on the path to fascination with all things scary. I hope you enjoy this little interview with Dad, my Obi-Wan Kenobi of horror...




You can also listen in at the official Vaultcast page, or download it right here.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Visceral Visionaries: Ash Arceneaux

It's not often you come across a talent who is prolific in both visual arts and the written word--not to mention various forms of visual media. But Ash Arceneaux is one of those talents. I was pleased to recently come across her work at deviantART, and even more pleased that she consented to discuss it for a bit on The Vault of Horror.

In addition to being an artist, you're also a writer of supernatural thrillers, among other things, under the pen name Adra Steia. What led you to this? Is the writing what eventually led you to the visual arts?

I’ve been a writer since I figured out how to hold a pencil. My mom still has bedsheets I scribbled my ‘story’ on when I was a toddler! I’ve always had a fascination with the darker side of things, although it was more of an interest in human reaction to these horrible things than in the monsters or murders or whatever. As for the writing leading me to art, mainly no, but a little bit yes. Just as I’ve been writing since I was a kid, I’ve been drawing. Both are ingrained parts of me, and I couldn’t be who I am without one or the other.

What is more difficult in your opinion?
Writing. With art, you can just go on a whim and turn a mistake into part of the picture. You can visually show your emotions, your themes, your ideas, without having to worry about grammar and technical stuff and the bane of a writer’s existence: ‘telling’ instead of ‘showing’. And I can turn out a new art piece in a day or so, and it takes months to write a book, weeks to edit it, years to sell it, and years to see the financial investment!

I find it interesting that you've done both illustration and photo-based work. Was that a conscious decision? Which do you prefer?
Before I discovered digital media about four years ago, the only way I knew how to do any sort of artwork was with a pencil. A friend of mine introduced me to a graphics program, and I was hooked. I love both traditional and digital, but I have to say I prefer Photoshop to a pencil. My skills with pens and pencils and paints are so limited in comparison to what I can do with Photoshop!

I ask this question of everyone, but what led you to want to explore these more visually disturbing themes in your work? Why not just paint happy trees and mountains like Bob Ross?
Twisted childhood, of course. Lots of issues with abandonment and rejection, and my upbringing in a pastor’s household. I fully embrace my religious beliefs, but I like to explore those taboo boundaries of death, evil and sin. In fiction, there’s something about imagining the emotional responses during a situation where a person has no control, little hope, and little chance of survival. In art, it’s like peeling off the masks of our happy little lives and showing what’s truly underneath. Each of my latest pieces has a theme behind it.

Who are some of your inspirations?
Edvard Munch, Dali, Van Gogh, and so many artists on deviantART: Decreptitude, Grandeombre, Vyrl, Bill Tackett, and the list grows every day.

I notice you've designed some book covers and jackets. How did you get into that, and how would you describe it as an outlet for visual artists now, as compared to in the past?
It is an extremely relevant art form, and outlet, for visual artists. In many ways, digital art and digital art design is the future of art. We’re quickly becoming a paperless society. While traditional media will always have a place, the ability to create art digitally will soon be a necessity.
When my first novel, Swamp Baby, was in queue for design, a friend of mine happened to get the assignment. She involved me in the entire design process (which authors rarely get much say in). Until then, I had no idea [of the technical process of] how a book got its cover. I started playing with digital production, and as soon as I was confident in my skills, I started applying with small presses and magazines. It’s a job I absolutely love.

You've also created designs that have appeared on bags, as jewelry, and even in tattoo form. Tell me a little about that.
I’m manic about creating. I get the urge to make something, and I use what I have at hand. I love painting on clothes, bags, and shoes. I don’t have the organizational and planning skills required for jewelry making, so that was a one-time thing. As for tattoo art, tattoos are my third passion. I absolutely love a well-done tattoo, and I’ve been thrilled to design art for friends and the occasional complete stranger.

Of what work are you most proud, and why?
This is a hard question to answer! While I can say I’m most proud of my cover art, I can’t really narrow it down to just one cover, although the ones I’ve done for Damnation Books are very high on my list of favorites. I’ve done some that make me want to hide under a table somewhere and cry from shame (in my defense, it’s what the author wanted, and when a newbie author has their heart set on *insert crap here* then that’s what they’ll get). I can honestly say I feel like I’m good enough at my job to turn just about any outrageous request into a decent cover (ex: http://asharceneaux.deviantart.com/art/ruling-Eden-cover-139138725).

Are you still studying art at the moment? How would you describe that experience, and how has it altered your work compared to what it would be like without the formal training?
I’m a horrible student. Hence the reason I’m a four-time college dropout. I dropped out of art school last year after failing math (math? For an art degree? Ugh…) and enrolled in my local community college. While I learned a lot in three years of art school, I think I’ve learned twice as much in the art program I’m in now, in just a fraction of the time. I never thought an artist needed to go to school to learn what comes naturally, but now that I’ve done it, I see the marked improvements in my work. If anything, a professor challenging your self-taught methods and showing you their techniques opens your mind to new ways.

When it comes to horror themes in art, do you feel that women bring a different perspective to the work than men, and if so, how? Or is that too much of a generalization?
It is a little bit of a generalization, but one I think I can answer. I think art is one of the few areas where men and women are on fairly equal footing. An artist can feasibly remain gender-anonymous until they choose to reveal themselves. I managed to hide my gender identity for the first two years of my art career. I didn’t really promote a lot of my artwork and I conducted most of my business via the Internet. It wasn’t until I ‘came out’ at a convention that people (who didn’t know me personally) put a woman’s face to 'ash’s' work.
Women bring something new to the table in regards to horror art. Women aren’t scared of blood and the emotional aspects of horror. I can’t speak for every female artist, but the female artists I respect and admire aren’t afraid to dig deep into the emotional viscera of art, and sometimes what they unearth can be deeply disturbing.

What are some upcoming projects people can look forward to? Any more fiction on the horizon?
As for art, I’m working on a bunch of new pieces, all fitting into either my feminism themes or my ‘gothic romance’ theme. I expect to have them in my gallery over the next few weeks, and for sale by summer. I’ve got a couple of new projects just getting off the ground. I’ll be attending the Romantic Times Convention at the end of April in Columbus, Ohio, CONtext in Columbus in August, and Authors After Dark convention in New Jersey in September. I’ll have dealer tables at the August and September conventions, so check me out, and if you’re in the area, come see me!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Congratulations to the Winners of the Rondo Hatton Awards!

Monday night was a big night for fans of horror, and a night when a whole bunch of people involved in the genre in various capacities had their eyes on the Classic Horror Film Board. That's because, for the eighth year running, the CHFB was announcing the winners of the venerable Rondo Hatton Awards. These awards have grown to be among the most anticipated and respected in the world of genre entertainment/studies, endorsed by the likes of Ain't It Cool News and Guillermo del Toro.

For the second year running, the Rondos included an award for Best Horror Blog, and I'm humbled and thrilled to say that The Vault of Horror has been given an Honorable Mention both times. So I thank anyone who voted VoH this year, it is greatly appreciated. It's an honor to be in the company of fellow Honorable Mentions Final Girl and The Good, the Bad and Godzilla, as well as Runners-Up Frankensteinia and Video Watchblog, all sites that were inspirations to me to begin with.

And of course, mondo congratulations go out to the winner, another blog that helped inspire the Vault, the one and only Drunken Severed Head--the bridesmaid is now a bride! Of Frankenstein, that is...*honk honk*

But the whole blog thing is just a drop in the bucket in all the horror goodness doled out Monday night. I'm also pleased as punch to see that Jovanka Vuckovic and Jason Lapeyre's amazing piece in Rue Morgue #93, "Bad Moon Rising", won for Best Article. Dread Central took the Best Website award, and Friends of the Vault such as Horror Society and Nate Yapp's Classic-Horror were among the Honorable Mentions. Yet another League of Tana Tea-Drinkers colleague, Dr. Gangrene, was an Honorable Mention for Best Horror Host--won by Count Gore de Vol. And past VoH Visceral Visionary Joel Robinson was named Runner-Up for Artist of the Year, which is extremely cool.

Among the other winners:
  • Best Classic DVD: An American Werewolf in London: Full Moon Edition
  • Best Classic Horror Collection: William Castle Collection
  • Best Restoration: F.W. Murnau's Faust
  • Best DVD Commentary: Fred Dekker on Night of the Creeps
  • Best Magazine: Rue Morgue
  • Best Fan Event: Tribute to Forrest J. Ackerman
  • Best Horror Comic Book: Batman: Gotham After Midnight, by Steve Niles & Kelley Jones
  • DVD Reviewer of the Year: Kim Newman
For a full list of this year's Rondo winners, check out the official site. The Rondo Awards ceremony itself, in which those outstanding Rondo Hatton busts will be handed out, takes place next month at the WonderFest convention in Louisville, Kentucky.

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Interested in an autograph from Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson? Well, you're in luck, because that's exactly the prize being given away right now over at Mermaid Heather. Shoot Heather an email at mermaidheathertx @ aim.com to be entered into the random drawing. A winner will be chosen within a matter of days--check out FoV Mermaid Heather for more info.

Monday, April 5, 2010

ZOMBIELAND--Through the Decades!

I happen to be a big fan of the Zombieland--and a huge reason why i think it works so well is the amazing chemistry between its two leads, Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg. Those two guys just absolutely click, and the rest of the movie's goodness flows out of their interaction.

So naturally (well, naturally if you're me), I started thinking: What would this movie look like if it were made in earlier decades of film history? Which two actors of previous eras could pull off the perfect chemistry to make Zombieland work in any time period, and what incarnations of movie zombies would they each face? A couple of possibilities immediately came to mind, and before I knew it, I had it plotted out going back through seven decades of cinema.

The ages may be slightly off in some of the cases, but I got a kick out of imagining what these pairings would yield, and I hope you do, too.

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1990s ZOMBIELAND

















BRUCE WILLIS & BEN STILLER


Taking on...


Dead Alive zombies!

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1980s ZOMBIELAND




















CHUCK NORRIS & JOHN CUSACK


Taking on...


Return of the Living Dead zombies!

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1970s ZOMBIELAND











JON VOIGHT & WOODY ALLEN


Taking on...


Lucio Fulci zombies!

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1960s ZOMBIELAND














STEVE McQUEEN & GENE WILDER


Taking on...


Night of the Living Dead zombies!

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1950s ZOMBIELAND















JOHN WAYNE & JERRY LEWIS


Taking on...


Mora Tau zombies!

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1940s ZOMBIELAND



















GARY COOPER & MICKEY ROONEY


Taking on...


Val Lewton zombies!

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1930s ZOMBIELAND


















GEORGE RAFT & JIMMY STEWART


Taking on...


White Zombies!

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Fun, right? OK, glad I got that out of my system...

Random Ramblings from the Vault...

  • Picked up the amazing new Universal Monsters coffee-table book recently. Very impressed, starting with the bold decision to go with the Tom Tyler Mummy and John Carradine Dracula on the cover. Expect a full review when I finish the ponderous thing.
  • Speaking of, it was this book which just inspired me to watch Son of Dracula for the very first time. Have to say, it was super weird seeing Lon Chaney Jr. as the Count--even more weird than Bela Lugosi as the Monster in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. Anyway, Son of Drac deserves far more credit and attention--an entertaining mix of classic horror and film noir!
  • Almost got the chance to see The Human Centipede at a sneak preview in NYC last week. Real bummed out that I missed out on that one, this looks like one seriously messed-up flick. I mean, the people who came up with the concept should probably be arrested, just to play it safe...
  • Is there anybody more dementedly fun to watch in a horror movie than Jim Siedow in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? And has there ever been a better line than "Look what your brother did to the door!" I don't think so.
  • For those who may have been having trouble sleeping at night wondering where I stand on the issue of slashers, let me make it clear that you can count me among those who don't really have much use for 90% of that subgenre. Especially from the so-called "golden age" of the 1980s.
  • So have you heard that Godzilla is coming back in 2012? And I don't mean to fulfill the Mayan prophecy by helping to destroy the world. I mean an actual new Godzilla film. Unfortunately however, it won't be from Toho, but rather the Americans taking another crack at it. Some helpful hints: Nuclear fire breath, 400-feet-tall, classic roar. And tell Matthew Broderick to stay home this time.
  • I think the fact that Dennis Hopper starred in a George Romero zombie movie five years ago just passed across the radar with far too little geek awe. So I'm going to reiterate: Dennis Hopper starred in a George Romero zombie movie. And said the line, "Zombies, man... creep me out." The awesomeness of this needs to be recognized.
  • Watched Zombieland again. Starting to think Woody Harrelson may be immortal. I mean, wasn't he on Cheers, like, close to 30 years ago? The guy looks the same as he did in Natural Born Killers. Must be all the hemp exposure.
  • If my latest poll has told me anything, it's that not nearly enough people have partaken in the wonder of Sam Katzman's body of work. This must be remedied, people, get on it!
  • If you're a movie geek who likes more than just horror, I've been doing a series of posts over at Cinema Geek, a neat blog run by Nate Yapp of Classic-Horror. The series is called "52 Perfect Movies", and is a chronological look at films I personally find utterly flawless. Please check it out if you have a chance!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

VAULT VLOG: After.Life Review!



* Please forgive the lag in sound--tried Quicktime for the first time. Although, it does make me seem like I'm in a Lucio Fulci movie, which is kind of cool I guess.

VAULTCAST: Conversations in the Dark... w/The Divemistress

Delve down into horror's murky underwater depths with me this week, as I'm joined by the Divemistress, of the blog Zombots! and The Avod podcast. DM is probably the best horror blogging oceanographer around, and she's also Canadian--which is why we've devoted the Vaultcast this week to talking about Canuck horror.

Listen in as we discuss the inevitable greatness of Cronenberg and try to figure out why Fido never gets the attention Shaun of the Dead does--plus, get a handy crash course in Canadian economic history! You may even hear about some horror movies you love that you never even knew were Canadian. And best of all, we get through an entire half hour without once saying "The Great White North", so give us some credit for that.

As always, check it out on the embedded player below, the actual Vaultcast page, or download it right here!





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On the Manic Monday front, for those still curious about the movie, I encourage you to check yesterday's post and take note of the first letter of each paragraph ;-) My apologies to the clever readers who felt compelled to let the world know they had figured it out. Sorry about deleting or ignoring your comments--nothing gets past you folks, that's for sure! But I had to commit myself fully to the effort. Kayfabe! (It's a wrestling thing, Google it.)

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Night I Experienced MANIC MONDAY

As you can imagine, I was intrigued when I received an invitation via email to yesterday's hush-hush New York screening of Manic Monday, the debut film from Canadian director Dex Baxter. I'm usually not a big fan of music video directors switching to feature films, but the stuff he put together for bands like Antigone's Veil and Wormsign has been pretty striking to say the least, and so I was actually kind of intrigued to see what he was capable of. As it turned out, my curiosity was more than warranted.

Pretty much everyone inside the industry who would actually speak to me about it over the past month or two assured me that Manic Monday was going to be 2010's Paranormal Activity, to the 10th power. At first, I was annoyed when I couldn't find a damn thing about the project anywhere on the internet, but after enough exasperated searching, I became impressed that the studio has been able to keep such a tight lid on this thing. Obviously, the suits are finally learning from the lessons of the past.

Remembering the air-tight confidentiality that surrounded the whole deal, I wasn't surprised to find that when the curtain of secrecy was finally pulled back for yesterday afternoon's screening at the brand-new Steiner Studios in New York's historic Brooklyn Navy Yards, not very many people were there. After all, there was a very limited number of people even made aware of it, so I was grateful just to be there. Plus, I never pass up an opportunity to go back to my hometown.

It's hard to write about what I saw yesterday without plunging into hyperbole, so bear with me. You may not have heard too much about Manic Monday yet, but trust me, you're going to, and soon. Now that the cat is out of the bag, it's pretty obvious to me that this movie is going to make some major waves. Honestly, I don't think I've seen a horror film that affected me this much since the first time I watched the original Dawn of the Dead, some 20 years ago, curled up by myself in my best friend's girlfriend's den (don't ask.)

Lots of horror movies have been made about things like ouija boards and opening up portals to hell and all that stuff, so I wouldn't blame you if you went in thinking it was going to be some hackneyed bit of cliched nonsense. But I have to point out that you'd be very wrong. Manic Monday, as far as I'm concerned, takes its place amongst the likes of Trick 'r Treat, [REC] and Let the Right One In as one of the most astonishing and inventive horror flicks of the century thus far.

Filled with relatively unknown actors, the realism quotient is very high. I recognized Elaine Barstow, the actress who plays the mother to the troubled girl who opens said portal, from the short-lived '90s Melrose Place rip-off Taylor's Ridge, but for the most part these are people who are completely new to me. And watching Barstow struggle to remove her little daughter's arm from a garbage disposal before it turns itself on, set to the strains of Aerosmith's Dream On, is certainly a far cry from the soapy schmaltz of TV melodrama.

Of the entire cast, however, it's Tom Huston as the enigmatic Ezekiel Smit who stands out the most. Not young by any means, it's remarkable how he's managed to slip under the horror radar--reminds me of Deranged, the 1974 serial killer movie that put middle-aged and largely unknown Roberts Blossom on the map. Huston (seen here in the obscure Canadian sitcom Salad Days) is destined to become the cult-figure for fans of this movie, playing a horror villain unlike anything we've seen in a while. Credit is due to Baxter for the unflinching material that's written for this character.

Obviously, as I've said, the concept of supernatural invasion is nothing new to the horror genre. This movie benefits greatly from the influence of Lovecraft, and if I had to pin it down, I might say it's something like The Gate meets Poltergeist. And yet, that does absolutely no justice to the film whatsoever, since it's actually far superior to either one of those films. The core subject matter may not be anything new, but it's what Baxter does with it that will leave audiences in stunned silence.

Lately, it seems like so many horror films are trying to push the envelope to become that "IT" film that everyone talks about, that it's becoming harder and harder to achieve that. But make no mistake, Manic Monday is destined to be exactly that, and perhaps a large part of it is directly because of the almost total lack of hype surrounding it. As someone who works in marketing, I can relate to the temptation to get the word out, and the difficulty involved in creating a bona fide buzz in this era of over-saturated markets. So I respect what these guys accomplished here, and now that the word is out, it's going to be interesting to watch it pay off. I hope more films can be so well-guarded--reminds me of the old days of rifling through issues of Starlog just to find a few scant hints about upcoming projects.

Several of the reports I've managed to get my hands on seemed to be under the impression that part of the reason the movie was so heavily protected has to do with some of the extremely shocking content pertaining to Heather, the little girl who is both victimized by Smit and exposed to some unthinkable horrors over the course of the film. Everyone seems to get up in arms when a child is in peril in a movie, and I can't say I don't totally understand, being a parent myself. Maybe it does go a little too far, or maybe I'm just getting too old to stomach it. But I certainly acknowledge its raw power, and completely understand why the filmmakers went in that direction.

Depending on who you see this movie with, you're going to find it challenges a lot of convictions and even basic assumptions about morality, and human nature in general. I saw it by myself, which in a way only intensified its effect, since I literally had no one to talk with about it, and had to internally process everything I had seen on the screen without the benefit of feedback. But in a way, I much prefer that, since I can't imagine very many people I know who wouldn't have wanted to walk out in the middle. This is not a film for the squeamish, or for those who only occasionally challenge themselves with a horror film or otherwise disturbing picture. This is the kind of movie that makes your non-geek friends think you're a complete sicko for liking it.

And so, I can only strongly recommend that those who do take their horror seriously check this film out as soon as it gets an official release, which presumably is going to be happening sometime in late spring. This movie is so powerful in so many ways, that it's almost hard to encapsulate everything in a review. Certainly Walter Podolak's relentlessly grim cinematography is a big part of it, as is the bleak, minimalist score of Turkish wunderkind Galiba Yanlış.

Yesterday, a handful of my illustrious colleagues were also blessed with the opportunity to check out Manic Monday at similar screenings in their respective nearby urban centers, so expect the buzz to only continue to grow. Reviews have already been posted from the likes of Billy Loves Stu, Heart in a Jar, The Drunken Severed Head, Chuck Norris Ate My Baby, The Horror Digest and the one and only Day of the Woman (you're welcome for the screener passes, BJ!)
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