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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Jason Breaks Character, Stalks Children

The Hollister Free Lance News reported yesterday that two schools in Hollister, California were shut down for a half hour due to a report of a man wandering the area wearing a hockey mask and carrying a knife.

San Benito High School and R.O. Hardin Elementary School were locked down at 11:45 a.m. and remained so until local police thoroughly checked the situation out.

No word on whether or not police actually apprehended the Jason wannabe. The incidents marks a surprising departure from his usual m.o.--since we all know that Jason's always gone out of his way to avoid threatening kids, right? This guy should have done his homework a little better.

1 comment:

Christopher Zenga said...

And the religious right goes nuts! It's shenanigans like this that allows your local bible thumping senator to charge into congress to try and pass a bill that will censor all movies of this ilk on the basis that horror films are poisoning everyone's minds and turning your country in to a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah! I smell ....wet animal? oh that the scapegoat.

Later days
Christopher Zenga

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