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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Zombie Carol of the Day: Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally

Deck the halls with parts of Wally,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season for brains, by golly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Chew we now our friend's gray matter,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Wear old clothes, cause fresh brains splatter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing town before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let's go in and eat the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me, we eat with leisure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
A fresh brain for our Yuletide pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

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