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Friday, December 11, 2009

Zombie Carol of the Day: Rudolph, The Zombie Reindeer

He ate Dasher, then Dancer,
Then Prancer and Vixen.
He downed Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
Yes, he ate them all,
The most famous undead reindeer
of all...

Rudolph, the zombie reindeer
Caught the virus through his nose.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he's gross.

All of the other reindeer
Tried real hard to get away.
But they didn't count on Rudolph
Eating them anyway.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph, with your zombie blight,
Who's gonna pull my sleigh tonight?"

Rudolph instead just ate him,
Munching Santa's brain with glee.
Rudolph, the zombie reindeer,
You changed Christmas history!

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

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