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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Zombie Carol of the Day: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies

It's beginning to look a lot
like zombies,
Everywhere you go.
They're in the five and ten,
Eating brains once again,
Faces smeared with blood
and all aglow!

It's beginning to look a lot
like zombies,
They're in every store!
But the scariest sight to see
Is the zombies that will be
At your own front door.

There's no need for boots,
Or a pistol that shoots,
Just the brains of Barney
and Ben.
Zombies will stalk
When you go for a walk,
And they'll eat Janice and Jen.
And Mom and Dad, already turned,
Are eating brains again.

It's beginning to look a lot
like zombies,
Everywhere you go.
They've stormed the Grand Hotel,
And filled the park as well.
They're hungry and they sure don't
mind the snow!

It's beginning to look a lot
like zombies,
Blood splattered on the floor!
But the scariest sight to see
Is the zombies that will be
At your own front door!

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

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