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Monday, December 14, 2009

Zombie Carol of the Day: Silver Brains

City sidewalks,
Busy sidewalks,
Simply teeming with brains!
In the air
There's a new
Zombie virus.

Undead laughing,
Brains they're passing,
Eating mile after mile,
And on ev'ry street corner,
You'll hear:

Silver Brains! Silver Brains!
It's undead party time
In the city.
Do our thing,
Hear them scream!
The Zombie will carry the day!

All the streetlights,
Even stoplights,
No longer blink red and green
As the shoppers
Become barricaders!

Hear the bones crunch,
See the kids munch,
Even on Santa we feed.
And above all the gristle,
You'll hear:

Let's eat brains,
Silver Brains!
It's undead party time
In the city.
Do our thing,
Hear them scream!
Soon it will be Christmas day.

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

1 comments:

vvb32 reads said...

perfect pendant for this song! ;-D