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Friday, December 18, 2009

Zombie Carol of the Day: Eat a Toe

Oh, the virus outside is spreadin',
And there's more and more
But when fresh brains are
running low,
Eat a Toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!

The zombie 'pocalypse ain't stopping--
Listen, hear the eyeballs a-popping,
But fresh brains are running low,
Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!

The humans put up a good fight,
But lost to the zombie swarm!
So if you'll really let me turn,
I'll eat my own sister's arm!

Civilization is slowly dying,
And, humans, we're still good-bying,
But zombies already ate your nose,
Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)


Eviltwin said...

i cannot get enough of these! keep em comin!!

B-Sol said...

This is good to hear! I've been very hesitant to overdo them--but rest assured, they'll keep coming till Friday!!

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