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Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas from The Vault of Horror! The Big Zombie Carols Finale!

One last drool-tide song for all you zombie carolers out there...

I'm Dreaming of an Undead Christmas

I'm dreaming of an undead Christmas,
With the virus all aglow.
Where the brainpans glisten,
And humans listen
To hear zombies tromping through
the snow.

I'm dreaming of an undead Christmas
With every human being I bite.
May your days be scary with fright,
And may all your Christmas brains taste right.

There you have it folks, no doubt Bing and Irving Berlin are rolling over in their graves as we speak--let's just hope they're not leaving them! All awful puns aside, I'd like to wish everyone a blessed Christmas this year, hopefully Santa brought you everything you wanted. I also hope you've enjoyed the cavalcade of zombie carols, taken with permission from Michael P. Spradlin's uproariously funny It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies. And if you click the cover below, it'll take you to a collection of all the zombie carols featured here in the Vault...

P.S. If the traditional version of this song is more your speed, dear Vault Dwellers, feel free to visit my music blog, Standard of the Day!

1 comment:

forestofthedead said...

Merry Christmas. God bless you.

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