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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Zombie Carol of the Day: We Three Spleens

We three spleens,
You know where we are:
Two in the kitchen,
And one in the car.
We are still eating,
People are fleeing,
Let's eat the one in the car.

O-oooh, spleens of wonder,
They taste right.
We could eat spleens
All day and night.
We're still eating,
People screaming,
Let's eat until the first light.

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

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