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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Zombie Carol of the Day: Nothing Like Brains for the Holidays

Oh there's nothing like brains
for the holidays!
No matter how far away you roam,
When you're hungry for the taste
Of someone else's face,
For the holidays, you can't beat
Brains, sweet brains!

I ate a man who lived in Tennessee,
And he was headed for
Pennsylvania to go eat his
mother's eye.
From Pennsylvania folks are traveling
Down to Dixie's sunny shore.
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee, the cerebrum tastes terrific!

Oh there's nothing like brains
for the holidays!
'Cause no matter how much your
own mouth foams,
If you want to be happy in a
million ways,
For the holidays,
You can't beat brains, sweet brains.

(Taken with permission from the pages of Michael P. Spradlin's It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols.)

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